Rollin' the Dice

As we leave the snazzy Italian restaurant with Clams Casino on the appetizer menu...

Me: Babe, what's Clams Casino?
Luke: Pppffff, babe, you know I don't gamble!

Teeth

Luke: *air whistling through his teeth as we snuggle in bed*
Luke: Do you ever blow air through your teeth?
Me: ...yeah?
Luke: ....
Me: That's it, I'm starting the blog.